May 2013
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
holdmypurse:
welcometothesugarlife:
Don’t worry, it’s not your boyfriend I’m after. It’s your dad.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
Meoww?
sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
The Fire Burns Within: littlestbug: poutingly:... →
littlestbug:
poutingly:
angryfuckingvegan:
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
…
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
versacebitch:
firstdoctorwhom:
versacebitch:
Really hot muscular guys with tiny dicks
how wonderfully shallow
People who seem to think i give a shit about their captions on my posts
Watchqueenofblending:
The best library session ever!
