emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
holdmypurse: welcometothesugarlife: Don’t worry, it’s not your boyfriend I’m after. It’s your dad.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard: do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’ but then you don’t know how to write and its just
The Fire Burns Within: littlestbug: poutingly:... →
littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. …
i just want a boy to like me no not that one
versacebitch: firstdoctorwhom: versacebitch: Really hot muscular guys with tiny dicks how wonderfully shallow People who seem to think i give a shit about their captions on my posts
queenofblending: The best library session ever!